Hey, whatcha watching? You know, I was God once. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Too much work. Let’s burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.
This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! Bite my shiny metal ass. Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.”